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3rivr acutly came up with this one
1st, there is at least one cracker on every river every day. If you look for him but dont see him...its you.
2nd, If your definition of side drifting involves pulling a cooler full of beer on an inner tube beside your boat, you might be a cracker.
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"If you look for him but dont see him...its you. "
That's hilarious!
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if you ask a snagger what color he is using you might be a cracker
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if your reeling a spinning reel backwards and upside down you might be a cracker!
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if you still buy pre tied leaders you might be a cracker
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micropterus101
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Heres one I saw alot this year. If you bring a trout net salmon fishing you might be a cracker. Especially to a pier where ypou need long handle. Why even walk out with it?
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If you have to ask someone what kind of fish you just cought.
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If you can't spell caught  Just funning with ya Petrel 
If you bring more beer than gear, you might be a cracker.
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LOL. Damned Micro, I'm crying here. Almost EVERYTHING you mentioned reminds me of my Dad's friend from long ago. This guy STILL does that. I finally fished with him a couple weeks ago. I found out why my Dad rarely ever invites him to go. Upside down spinning reel and everything. Too funny.
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Guess I should start using spell checker.
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If you try to net a fish in shallow water with a perfectly good bank to land it on you might be a cracker.
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If you play a fish for a half hour then finally realize your snagged on the botom or some line you might be a cracker.
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If you keep a dark fish and the words its good for the smoker come out of your mouth you might be a cracker.
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If you freeze your eggs before curing them you might be a cracker
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If your floating herring for salmon in the salt and your using bouy ten you might be a cracker.
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Heres a popular one this year. If you catch a salmon in the salt then proceed to brag about it having sea lice you might be a cracker.
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If you take your boat out in the salt and head straight for a bankie spot or fishing pier you might be a cracker.
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Not sure if I missed this one above. But......
If you insist "it's hooked in the mouth" as you drag it in by ass, you might be a cracker.
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Dances said:
2nd, If your definition of side drifting involves pulling a cooler full of beer on an inner tube beside your boat, you might be a cracker.
Dances
... I used to hang a 6 pack in a mesh bag off my float tube... it was hell backing into the water, easy getting out though... 
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If you bring more beer than gear, you might be a cracker.
and a well prepared cracker at that!
I guess having a life jacket for your beer would also make you a cracker...
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oh no if you have life jackets for your beer your definetly a seasoned pro!
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if your baitcaster is on a spinning rod you might be a cracker
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If your using a salt water rod/reel in fresh water, you might be a cracker.
If your carrying a lawn chair, you might be a cracker.
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MMMMM Snow Cap. Those beers kick ass.
If ya got yer clicker on ya might be a cracka.
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If your barking at everyone to get out of the water, so you can net your girlfriends snagged humpy, you might be a cracker. 
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lol you guys are killin me keep them comming
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If you chew anything other than copenhagen while you're fishing, you might be a cracker
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It has always been my private conviction that any man who pits his intelligence against a fish and loses has it coming. ~John Steinbeck
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If you chew anything other than copenhagen while you're fishing, you might be a cracker
Your kidding right? I refuse to pay 8 bucks a tin? I no cracker, me smart! 
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If you wear a bright yellow raincoat with CRACKER on the back you might be a cracker.
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If you show up wearing sandals for a drift boat trip in December you might be a cracker.
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