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A 75-year old guy goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is
amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, "How do you stay in
such great physical condition?"

"I'm a golfer," says the guy, "and that's why I'm in such good shape.
I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways."

"Well," says the doctor, "I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be
more to it. How old was your dad when he died?"

"Who said my dad's dead?"

The doctor is surprised. "Wow, you're 75 years old and your dad's
still alive. How old is he?"

"He's 92 years old," says the old golfer. "In fact, he golfed with me
this morning, and that's why he's still alive... he's a golfer too."

"Well," the doctor says, "that's great, but I'm sure there's more to
it than that. How about your dad's dad? How old was he when he died?"

"Who said my grandpa's dead?"

Stunned, doctor asks, "You mean you're 75 years old and your
grandfather's still living! Just how old is he anyway?"

"He's 108 years old," says the golfer.

The doctor is getting frustrated at this point and says, "So, I guess he
went golfing with you this morning too?"

"No. Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he got married."

The doctor can hardly believe it. "Got married!! Why would a 108
year-old guy want to get married?"

"Who said he wanted to?"

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Fred A. Evans