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*** Add to the story without finishing and see what we come up with. Short and brief so everyone can add their 2 cents***
One beautiful evening in the sunrise of a river made of gravel was a group of fins in the distance ripping through the riffles. As you really focused on the line of fins you can see at the end of school was a harbor seal following them. ............................................................
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Suddenly, from out of the brush comes a fisherman! He is the serious kind, waders, boots and sporting a Steelheader.net hat. Green of course.
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as he watchs what is happening he scurries about looking for a rock or stick of somekind.....
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RELEASE WILD TROUT and STEELHEAD
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Then, he suddenly remembers the 9mm pistol under the seat of his car......
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RT
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... he takes another adrenaline charged glance at the marching army of chrome coming his way. And there was that damn seal. Sweat breaks out on his face! He runs to his car to get the gun, as well as a suspicious looking terminal rig for his fishing rod. After a rushed couple of big gulps from a bottle of 'Wild Turkey' whiskey, heads quickly back to the river and ...
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www.reeltruthfishing.com
(see 'RT's Insider Page there - occasionally)
NOTE: We've sold out of our inventory of books. Watch for the 2nd edition, sometime this year. Thanks! ... btw, there are still a few of the books left at the Guide Shop (Tillamook) and Bob's Outdoor (Longview).
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finds the seal and aims his pistol at it, he pulls the triger and
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Fishin Magician
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.............nothing??????? He forgot to load his clip. The seal lets out a bark and grabbs a chromer and throws it on the bank in front of the fisherman, as to taunt him to come and get it...........
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Direct Impressions
"Most people talk about catching fish , Others just catch fish"
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RT
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... the seal turns out to be more than he thought - a large aggressive sealion male. Having forgot to buckle his pants after relieving himself, he rushes to beat the sealion to the prized flopping chromer only to have his jeans fall around his ankles tripping him short of the fish. Then ...
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www.reeltruthfishing.com
(see 'RT's Insider Page there - occasionally)
NOTE: We've sold out of our inventory of books. Watch for the 2nd edition, sometime this year. Thanks! ... btw, there are still a few of the books left at the Guide Shop (Tillamook) and Bob's Outdoor (Longview).
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The large chromer lays between the fisher and the great sealion. The fisher notices the sealion stop raise his noble head and speaks.
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Just wishing I was there
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The Sealion clears his throat and says...Pardon me kind Sir, would you happen to have any Grey Poupon? The Fisherman Stares in disbelief and says...
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no i don't have any grey poupon but i will blow grey poop all over this river if you don't get your sorry ass back to the bay and let me have my way with that school of fish your chasing.the sea lion looks at the fisherman with disbelief and........... ![[Big Grin]](images/icons/grin.gif) scott
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meeheeco pops out of a bush, and asks:
can you help me to katch thee feesh with thee ironhead,I am how u sayz "jonesin" to catch theez feeshes.
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at which point the sealion and the fisherman look at each other and say...
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You can fool some of the people some of the time, some of the people all of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time... Abraham Lincoln...still true today
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..........Huh...........
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"Most people talk about catching fish , Others just catch fish"
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In the confusion the meeheecans' hermano runs down and snatches up the flopping fish from the sea lion and..................
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Direct Impressions
"Most people talk about catching fish , Others just catch fish"
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delievers a round about hoochy-man kick to the sealions head! Looks down at the half naked fisherman wearing a steelheaders.net fishing hat and says....
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You want some of this???...
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"Oh, I'll take suma dat" says the fisherman. He pulls his pants up and reaches for his...
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This can't be healthy. All this fishing is really messing with my head.
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...gun that he dropped earlier when he realized he forgot to put the clip in it. Meehecan sees it and says...
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Real joy comes not from ease or riches or from the praise of men, but from doing something worthwile. -Wilfred T. Grenfell
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i gots a greeeeen card, Hold this feeesh and I'll show yoooo. The Meeheecan handed over the fish to the fisherman who now has his pants up, and reached into his pocket to get his greeeen card , when...............
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Direct Impressions
"Most people talk about catching fish , Others just catch fish"
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they both heard the sound at the same time..... Around the bend they heard the horde of snaggers... coming for the prize silvers... The fisherman reached for his cell..... This is when he realized.....
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No it can't be him! ![[Eek!]](images/icons/shocked.gif) The Legend!
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There's lies, damned lies and then there are statistics......Mark Twain
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yes the legendary white snagger with his sacrid yellow half pole with a willow backer. he cast his 4oz treble hook straight into the school sending fish scattering everywhere and with three powerful yurks he
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Kicks it into freespool making a birdsnest the size of...
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Cry me a river, at least then I could fish!
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The pubic bush on a European 1970’s porn-star (and roughly the same shape too) . But how did he get such a big birds nest on a spinning reel? Oh well it doesn’t deter The Great White Snagger, you don’t need a drag with 50 pound POWER PRO. He begins winching in the tail hooked fish over the birds nest when . . .
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out from the bushes springs a "gamie". He's a bit perterbed that he has to do a ticket writing job today. He walks up to the "legend" and says....
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Pardon me do you have any "grey poupon"?
everyone has de Ja Vu and......
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Fishermans Prayer: G-d grant that I may fish until my dying day, and when it comes to my last cast I then most humbly pray, When in the the lord's safe landing net I'm peacefully asleep, that in his mercy I be judged as big enough to keep
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when a upside down drift boat with a magazine editor and something else goes floating by....
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You can fool some of the people some of the time, some of the people all of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time... Abraham Lincoln...still true today
Dolphins Fan Forever.
never horse a fish on a losing streak
Diet Coke Pro Staff
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[ 09-09-2002, 09:21 AM: Message edited by: The Reel Hey Yall ]
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The lengendary white snagger, Meheeco, the game warden and the talking sealion all bust out laughing.
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The Monster Breathes!
"Don't fall in!" Doug Richert Sr. 10/18/2008
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