It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag
The first deer of the season. He walked down to the kitchen to get a cup
Of coffee, and to his surprise he found his wife, Alice, sitting there,
Fully dressed in camouflage. Jake asked her, "What are you up to?"
Alice smiled. "I'm going hunting with you!" Jake, though he had many
Reservations about this, reluctantly decided to take her along. Later they
Arrived at the hunting site. Jake set his wife safely up in the tree stand and
Told her, "If you see a deer, take careful aim and I'll come running back as
Soon as I hear the shot." Jake walked away with a smile on his face
Knowing that Alice couldn't bag an elephant, much less a deer. Not 10
Minutes passed when he was startled as he heard an array of gunshots.
Quickly, Jake ran back. As Jake got closer to her stand, he heard Alice
Screaming: "Get away from my deer!" Confused, Jake raced faster towards
His screaming wife. And again he heard her yell: "Get away from my deer!"
Followed by another volley of gunfire! Now within sight of where he had left
His wife, Jake was surprised to see a guy standing there with his hands high
In the air. The guy, obviously distraught, said, "Okay, lady, okay!!!! You can
Have your deer!!! Just let me get my saddle off it!"
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