AkKings
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The World's Shortest Books:
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FRENCH WAR HEROES
by Jacques Chirac
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore
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MY BEAUTY SECRETS
by Janet Reno
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson &
Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton
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Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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MY LITTLE BOOK OF
PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT
DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman
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THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry
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AMELIA EARHART'S
GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
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A COLLECTION of
MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J Kevorkian
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ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes &
Rosie O'Donnell
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
by Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction by
The Rev. Jesse Jackson
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navigator
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I'd like to check her for tics!!
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recipies and cures??? 
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Join CCA and save our fish
  
Do Blondes really have more fun,
Or are they just easier to spot in the dark?
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Tony1831
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Those are good ones, but don't forget 'Guide to Ethics and Integrity' written by Marion Berry. Quote "bitch set me up"
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<---- "Jihad this!"
Semper fi
PGR Member, ANC R/C
Bocephus for President 2012
Just say NO to socialism
 
Edited by Tony1831 (04/04/07 01:24 PM)
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AkKings
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Opps, wrong category, maybe a mod can put it in the joke forum.
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Quillback
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South of the Mason/Dixon line
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Very funny, especially the Amish phone book.
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I'd rather be fishing
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fishhog
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Mining for steel
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 Loved it!!!
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Stay thirsty my friends
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Trouthead
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Subject of the Puritan Rep. of Washington
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Quote:
navigator said:
recipies and cures???
Yea, this will cure me of reading books.
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Trouthead
ABU/Ambassaduer Rest Home - Maître d' (New residents welcome)
C.A.S.T. volunteer, supporter and advocate
http://www.castforkids.org/
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