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Do I even wanna read all this??
If your asking yourself that question you might be a cracker. You might even be a larger cracker if your posting that question on the internet. You might even be a larger cracker if you take my postings to heart...
haha Thats great 
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You might be a cracker if you find a grub in your eggs. CHRIS
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Greg_G
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You might be a cracker if you are using a 6 foot trout rod with 2 lb. test, 2 ounces of weight, 6 inch leader, Huge A$$ corkie, and a size 10 treble hook for Chinook salmon
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Luke_the_Drifter
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You might be a cracker if your last name is Ritz.
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Fishmaster
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You might be a cracker if at first sight of every fish you hook, you have to say " yup, another one in the mouth".
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if you floss fish off of reeds with a fly rod and then claim that you are a better fisherman because you caught your fish on a fly rod, you are a Cracker
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Luke_the_Drifter
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If you have to brag about how good of a fisherman you are to make yourself feel good, you are most definately a CRACKA!
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If your screen name is BIG STICK, then you just might be a CRACKA.
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Greg_G
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haha that is a good one jake...
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You know you are a cracker if this is how you BBQ your Chum!  [img]
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Or you invite your buddies for a BBQ and pool party.
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Or if this is your girlfriend.
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Or if this is your girlfriend.
If she'd just clean that mustard spunk off her body, she be pretty hot !
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you are a cracka if you think hatchery fish have full dorsals 
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If you clip any fins when you catch fish, you might be a cracker
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If you show up to fish with a 6 foot sturgeon rod that is white or yellow and there is a reel with a spool the size of a coffee can filled with braided line on it, you just might be a cracker.
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If you think that 2 pound jack in the skok is so importantant to land you jump in the hole to get the fish around a tree on the bank you just might be a cracker.
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I spent months away from the board and this is the first thing i read and proceed to read for nine pages. Some funny ass sh!t! MY TURN.
If you fall out of a boat and your a fishing guide, you ARE a cracker!
If you use a 10ft. surf rod for halibut, you are a cracker.
If you right STS articles on chum fishing and throw rods at fish, you are a cracker!
If you show up to a tilla with no beer, you are a cracker.
If you cast and reel drift gear you are a cracker!
If you fish salmon or steelhead with a six foot spinning rod and a bass plug you are a cracker!
If you snag your gear up in a tree and proceed to untangle it for an hour and let your buddy catch three fish in front of you, you are a cracker!
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If you spent months away from the board and this is the first post you read, you might be a cracker.
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If you yell fish on!, when you hook a 12in steelhead!
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Holly [**whoops**] this thread is damn near 4 years old looks like there are new crackers born every day!!!!!!!! And some just keep coming back around for more punishment!!!!! 
You might be a cracker if you get your ass handed to you on the river by six girls and proceed not to show up next year for a rematch!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dances
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