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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new [Re: Fish Jesus]
      #317038 - 01/12/08 01:24 PM

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Do I even wanna read all this??




If your asking yourself that question you might be a cracker. You might even be a larger cracker if your posting that question on the internet. You might even be a larger cracker if you take my postings to heart...




haha Thats great

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new [Re: Greg_G]
      #317127 - 01/13/08 05:44 PM

You might be a cracker if you find a grub in your eggs. CHRIS

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new [Re: fishermanjosh]
      #317139 - 01/13/08 07:25 PM

You might be a cracker if you are using a 6 foot trout rod with 2 lb. test, 2 ounces of weight, 6 inch leader, Huge A$$ corkie, and a size 10 treble hook for Chinook salmon

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new [Re: Greg_G]
      #317214 - 01/14/08 10:16 AM

You might be a cracker if your last name is Ritz.

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new [Re: Luke_the_Drifter]
      #317225 - 01/14/08 11:25 AM

You might be a cracker if at first sight of every fish you hook, you have to say " yup, another one in the mouth".

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new [Re: Stew]
      #317241 - 01/14/08 02:14 PM

if you floss fish off of reeds with a fly rod and then claim that you are a better fisherman because you caught your fish on a fly rod, you are a Cracker

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new [Re: camodrifter]
      #317249 - 01/14/08 03:18 PM

If you have to brag about how good of a fisherman you are to make yourself feel good, you are most definately a CRACKA!

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new [Re: Luke_the_Drifter]
      #317429 - 01/15/08 08:18 PM

If your screen name is BIG STICK, then you just might be a CRACKA.

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new [Re: jakerau]
      #317430 - 01/15/08 08:25 PM

haha that is a good one jake...

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new [Re: Greg_G]
      #317436 - 01/15/08 09:03 PM

You know you are a cracker if this is how you BBQ your Chum! [img]

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new [Re: Stonefish]
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Or you invite your buddies for a BBQ and pool party.

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new [Re: Trouthead]
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Or if this is your girlfriend.

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new [Re: Trouthead]
      #317461 - 01/16/08 09:03 AM

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Or if this is your girlfriend.




If she'd just clean that mustard spunk off her body, she be pretty hot !



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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new [Re: Luke_the_Drifter]
      #317482 - 01/16/08 02:34 PM

you are a cracka if you think hatchery fish have full dorsals

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new [Re: Tony1831]
      #317483 - 01/16/08 02:37 PM

If you clip any fins when you catch fish, you might be a cracker

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new [Re: bacota]
      #317532 - 01/17/08 12:45 AM

If you show up to fish with a 6 foot sturgeon rod that is white or yellow and there is a reel with a spool the size of a coffee can filled with braided line on it, you just might be a cracker.

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new [Re: ihookem75]
      #318248 - 01/23/08 10:27 AM

If you think that 2 pound jack in the skok is so importantant to land you jump in the hole to get the fish around a tree on the bank you just might be a cracker.

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new [Re: micropterus101]
      #318297 - 01/23/08 06:38 PM

I spent months away from the board and this is the first thing i read and proceed to read for nine pages. Some funny ass sh!t! MY TURN.

If you fall out of a boat and your a fishing guide, you ARE a cracker!

If you use a 10ft. surf rod for halibut, you are a cracker.

If you right STS articles on chum fishing and throw rods at fish, you are a cracker!

If you show up to a tilla with no beer, you are a cracker.

If you cast and reel drift gear you are a cracker!

If you fish salmon or steelhead with a six foot spinning rod and a bass plug you are a cracker!

If you snag your gear up in a tree and proceed to untangle it for an hour and let your buddy catch three fish in front of you, you are a cracker!

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new [Re: CastawayChris]
      #318324 - 01/24/08 03:49 AM

If you spent months away from the board and this is the first post you read, you might be a cracker.

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new [Re: Trouthead]
      #318346 - 01/24/08 11:00 AM

If you yell fish on!, when you hook a 12in steelhead!

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker [Re: hollywood10s]
      #318696 - 01/27/08 08:30 PM

Holly [**whoops**] this thread is damn near 4 years old looks like there are new crackers born every day!!!!!!!! And some just keep coming back around for more punishment!!!!!

You might be a cracker if you get your ass handed to you on the river by six girls and proceed not to show up next year for a rematch!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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