GutZ
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Eagle Claw = Cracker = Brewer 
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It's good to have friends.
It's better to have friends with boats!
**GutZ**
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winterchrome
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If you chew anything other than copenhagen while you're fishing, you might be a cracker
Your kidding right? I refuse to pay 8 bucks a tin? I no cracker, me smart! 
Hit the REZ and it's under 4 bucks ya cracker! 
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It has always been my private conviction that any man who pits his intelligence against a fish and loses has it coming. ~John Steinbeck
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ron1
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 those are so funny keep "um' coming. i loved the beer bottle life vest 'classic'..
rg out
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RG OUT
team cope
team hoyt
wishin i was fishin
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Snagly
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Taking your rig that's parked on the shoulder and, instead of doing a 3-point turn, trying to U-turn on adjacent grass and getting stuck. Then, after putting the rig into 4WD low to get out of the mud being unable to get back into 2WD for the highway drive 10 miles back to the motel . . . maxing out at 40 mph.
Oh, and earlier in the day saying, "I'm on!" and ferociously battling another fisherman's line (who is across the river from you) for about 20 seconds until . . . until . . . something doesn't feel right.
Leaving at O'Dark hundred on the last day of the trip and driving 15 miles to the river to discover . . . oops, I left my fishing vest (and license!) in the motel . . . .
Not having a pair of pliers with you (knock on wood . . . I haven't do that yet)
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There's two types of anglers who fish fall steelhead on the Skeena and its tribs: thems thats got a spoon tied on, and thems that thinks that they should be usin' a spoon.
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You stay up late the night before fishing to make sure you're fishing outfit matches your hat and will look good in your hero shot.
You use your feet to release fish, that being kicking them out of the sand you just dragged it up through.
You drag protected fish onto the sand and upon being chastized for mistreating the fish you say the classic "It's just going to die anyways!"
You figure the place with the most cars is the best spot on the river.
Too much fun.
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Brewer
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Then They Turned @ Last To Me, We Shall Call You Brewer, The Slayer Of Salmons You Shall Be'
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brewer is sooo guilty of all these things. snagly brewer does not have 4x4... but can do a Uee in the tightest of logging roads. the oil pan is heavily dimpled. it only requires 4 quarts of oil in stead of 6.
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Micro, you took all my ideas. I think the spinning reel on top is number one on the list of criteria.
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This can't be healthy. All this fishing is really messing with my head.
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buxndux
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You stand waist deep in the river while wearing barn boots.
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3RivrFishr
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If your waders cost more than your fishing rod and you constantly wade where you should be fishing and fish where you should be wading, you just might be a cracker.
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Real joy comes not from ease or riches or from the praise of men, but from doing something worthwile. -Wilfred T. Grenfell
Keep fishin and keep smilin -Tooter
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Quote:
KNOPHISH said:
MMMMM Snow Cap. Those beers kick ass.
they've kicked my ass on more than one occasion...
If the guy standing next to you wearing a yellow rain slicker and holding a yellow rod with the spinning reel on top catches a fish before you....
you are definately a cracker....
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Edited by Mad_Catter (11/06/03 08:10 PM)
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Quote:
3RivrFishr said:
If your waders cost more than your fishing rod and you constantly wade where you should be fishing and fish where you should be wading, you just might be a cracker.
That reminds me of this season on the puyallup.
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Once heard on the Satsop 2 years ago: "Hey can we keep dogs?" Right after he'd applied wood shampoo to said doggie. Cracers rarely know the season or what they can bonk. 
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It's Gonna Be A Long Winter
There's lies, damned lies and then there are statistics......Mark Twain
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If you shop for your fishing tackle at Walmart WallyWorld ,you are definitely a cracker 
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Or wearing your freshly pressed LL bean clothing and fly fishing in an all drift fisherman line up...cracker!
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micropterus101
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Incurable Fish virus.
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If salmon fishing in the rivers involves poking your rod tip into log jams to get fish out you are a cracker
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micropterus101
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Incurable Fish virus.
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If you go glowballing and you shine your flashlight in the water to see if there are any fish you might be a cracker
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Marty
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if you carry a creel to put your steelhead in you might be a cracker
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Marty
Got Your Steelheader.net stickers?
Pay it forward
Catching is a skilled art built on fishing experiences
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Marty
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you fish roe without a egg loop and it flies all over the river on your cast.
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Marty
Got Your Steelheader.net stickers?
Pay it forward
Catching is a skilled art built on fishing experiences
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micropterus101
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Incurable Fish virus.
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If you walk right up wearing a jacket or hat brighter than your corkies on somebody fishing from there knees in dark clothing and ask them what there fishing for you might be a cracker.
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micropterus101
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Incurable Fish virus.
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If ypou believe me when I tell you I am not catching anything you might be a cracker
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micropterus101
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Incurable Fish virus.
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If fishing with roe involves threading 20 pautzki ball of fire eggs on a 3/0 hook you might be a cracker
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micropterus101
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Incurable Fish virus.
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if you put your fish in a black plastic bag then put it in the trunk for who knows how long you might be a cracker
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micropterus101
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Incurable Fish virus.
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If you try to smoke you catch in the kitchen oven you might be a cracker
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micropterus101
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Incurable Fish virus.
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If you start down river as soon as you hook a fish you might be a cracker
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micropterus101
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Incurable Fish virus.
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If you wade into a river a five year old could cast across you might be a cracker
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micropterus101
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Incurable Fish virus.
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If you lures consistantly end up in power lines or over hanging trees you might be a cracker
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micropterus101
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Incurable Fish virus.
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if planning a fishing trip involves fishing and hunting news you might be a cracker
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micropterus101
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Incurable Fish virus.
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I am just getting warmed up!
If it takes twenty tries to back your boat down the ramp you might be a cracker
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If you get hung up while boondoggin, and the rock you're hung up on swims across the river as you try to bust him off, you ARE a cracker. 
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If your raincoat is one of those clear plastic ones...
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RELEASE WILD TROUT and STEELHEAD
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