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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new

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#130016 - 08/19/04 06:50 PM

MOM!!!!
DAD!!!!!
SIS!!!!
WHERE THE HELL YA BEEN!!!
DAMN,, I'M A CRACKER!!!!!

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new

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#130018 - 08/19/04 06:54 PM Attachment (0 downloads)

If YOUR bra size is bigger than your wifes, you most certainly are a cracka

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new

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#130022 - 08/19/04 07:02 PM

MOTOCRACKER RULES

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new

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#130026 - 08/19/04 07:13 PM Attachment (0 downloads)

If bath night around your house looks like this......

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new

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If you tell the cop you only had one beer.....

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new

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#130028 - 08/19/04 07:17 PM Attachment (0 downloads)

if this is your idea of waterskiing then......

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new

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#130029 - 08/19/04 07:22 PM Attachment (0 downloads)

Now if I could only teach him to walk backwards

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new

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If this is your schools idea of a field trip, then you just may be a cracker

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new

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If the prettiest girl at your high school looks like this.....

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new

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#130033 - 08/19/04 07:37 PM

Your slayin' me dude!!!!

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new

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#130035 - 08/19/04 07:46 PM

and finally.... If your family photo album resembles this, then you are the king of all crackers!!!!!

click on the link:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/family.html

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new

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#130037 - 08/19/04 07:51 PM

Can you tell my girlfriend is out of town??? he he

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new

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#130408 - 08/21/04 09:04 PM

You might be a cracker if u break a lamiglas salmon rod on a 8lb steelhead

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new

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#130417 - 08/21/04 09:42 PM

if you use silver color 24lb spider wire for leader so you dont get chaffed line you might be a craka

I did that fishing tanner creek

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new

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#130554 - 08/22/04 02:01 PM

you might be a cracker,
if you actualy price a
yella rod and reel combo at wal-mart!!!

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new

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#130645 - 08/22/04 09:36 PM

If you heard that people have been catching kings on eggs so you use a 4/0 hook with 10 Pautzke's single eggs on it. (Seen it done)

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new

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#130668 - 08/22/04 11:54 PM

Quote:

JUSTFISH said:
you might be a cracker,
if you actualy price a
yella rod and reel combo at wal-mart!!!

You're definitely a cracker if you wait to buy it when it's on sale.

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new

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#130675 - 08/23/04 12:04 AM

LOL these are to good!!!!

You might be a cracker if you use a casting rod with a casting reel turned up side down like a spin rod and use it like a spin rod and hold the rod by the butt of it...ya might be a cracka

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new

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Redneck Palm Pilot

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new

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What to do before the fall run comes in .....

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new

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#130721 - 08/23/04 09:38 AM

Yep its definitely salmon season. LOL

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new

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#130839 - 08/23/04 06:23 PM

rod and reel combo in cracka yella---$34.98 wal-mart
already spooled and good to go

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new

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#316808 - 01/10/08 06:25 PM

HOLY CRAP,, JUST WENT BACK OVER THIS ONE AND IT IS STILL FUNNY AS HELL,,,,,,,
IF YOU GO AND BRING NIGHTCRAWLERS,,,,

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new

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#316907 - 01/11/08 03:23 PM

If you have to stick the rod handle in between your legs to reel it back in every drift because the rod you are using is one you see lined up along the banks at Bonneville for Sturgeon. You might be a cracker

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new

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#316916 - 01/11/08 04:34 PM

You might be a cracker if you say your fly fishing, but your using eggs and a bobber.

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new

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#316921 - 01/11/08 05:19 PM

Do I even wanna read all this??

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new

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#316924 - 01/11/08 05:34 PM

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avidangler said:
If you shop for your fishing tackle at Walmart WallyWorld ,you are definitely a cracker <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bellyup.gif" alt="" />

Hey walmart has some good stuff..

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new

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#316941 - 01/11/08 07:17 PM

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Greg_G said:
Do I even wanna read all this??

If your asking yourself that question you might be a cracker. You might even be a larger cracker if your posting that question on the internet. You might even be a larger cracker if you take my postings to heart...

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new

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#316971 - 01/11/08 09:46 PM

I would like to thank Josh for resurecting this thread.

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Re: How to tell if you are a cracker new

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#317008 - 01/12/08 08:33 AM

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fishhog said:
I would like to thank Josh for resurecting this thread.

That is one of the best threads so far...and started by Doogie!?

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