fish4steel
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Micro, you are absolutely killin' me 
GutZ, The Internet Gestapo shut me off at work, I was going to use the yellow cracker jacket line! 
If you are going down the river in a DB side ways, you might be a cracker
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fish4steel
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If you take the family station wagon where a 4WD should be you might be a cracker (or a die hard)
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fish4steel
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AuntyM, I had a 10 yr old in the DB this year do exactly that! But he put the fish in the boat. Don HookEmUp was a witness. The Cracker boy outfished his dad 3 to zip in two days. No, not me, I have a daughter!
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Edited by fish4steel (11/07/03 03:17 AM)
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If it takes you 30 min to land a 5 LB brat, You might be a cracker.
If you pack that brat up and down the river, You might be a cracker
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fish4steel
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Plunker....unless you are a 6 year old....
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KNOPHISH
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If yer house has wheels on it ya might be a cracka.
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KNOPHISH
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chum
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If ya drink animal beer ya might be a cracka.
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KNOPHISH
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If yer yard has more than 5 broken down cars in it ya might be a cracka.....or a muckleshoot.
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rtlees
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Steel
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If you know the names of all of the Game wardens you might be a cracker.
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RTLEES
Wannabe Fisherman
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Trouthead
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If your spinning reel is on a casting rod, with a trigger, you might be a Cracker.
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Trouthead
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Born2Bonk
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If you show up to fish around strangers on a gravel bar and are not wearing atleast hip boots YOU ARE A CRACKER.
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Killins my business and business is goood.
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if you carry a tackle box... there is no worst give away than that. guys and their useless silver handled green bag net. you know the size. the guy who catches a steelhead and debrains it with 25 whacks using a 5lb rock.
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Redhook
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Quote:
Gooose said:
Once heard on the Satsop 2 years ago: "Hey can we keep dogs?" Right after he'd applied wood shampoo to said doggie. 
Classic.........wood shampoo... 
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If hang your fish over the side of the boat and drag it around for 10 hour and wonder why the flesh is like mush.
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I am a fisherman, for life. I will always be a fisherman. It is not something I do it is who I am. Fishing is not an escape,it is where I am supposed to be. It is not a place, but a lifelong journey. It is a passage my father showed me and I will show others. When you understand all of this you will know me, and we will fish together.
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If you wear a garbage bag or a sheet of plastic for a raincoat
If you stand IN a couple of buckets in the river, instead of buying a set of waders
If you have all of your vehicle permit stickers from all previous years still stuck on your rear window
If you fish for bass.....(oh, uhhh wait a minute, I do that...)
Edited by Baitsoaker (11/07/03 09:26 AM)
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micropterus101
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Incurable Fish virus.
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Hey wait a minute! I have all the stickers on my truck, I figure I am going to wallpaper my rear windshield, and I fish for bass. That might make me a semi redneck but nut a cracker!
If going fish involves apeasing the wife first you might be a cracker
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micropterus101
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If you own a g lommis, brand new fishing vest,hi tech waders, an ll bean fishing hat, and still cant catch anything you might be a yuppie cracker!
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micropterus101
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If coming home to the wife from fishing involves a trip to safeway for some fish to prove you were fishing you might be a cracker.
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micropterus101
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If you cut plug a herring and leave the guts in you might be a cracker.
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micropterus101
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If you cant come up with why you might be a cracker you might be a cracker.
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micropterus101
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If sharpening a hook involves one of them electric sharpeners you might be a cracker
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micropterus101
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If in the heat of salmon season you have to ask somebody what day it is to punch you card you might be a cracker
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Baitsoaker
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"Hey wait a minute! I have all the stickers on my truck, I figure I am going to wallpaper my rear windshield, and I fish for bass. That might make me a semi redneck but nut a cracker!"
That brings up an interesting point: is there a difference between a redneck and a cracker?
As an example:
You might be a [insert here: cracker or redneck] if you're too drunk to fish.
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micropterus101
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If you swarm to a small pool where somebody is catching fish and think that with you with your one ounce sinker 12in leader 3/0 hook ball of yarn and a king kong size corky is actually going to catch something you might be a cracker.
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micropterus101
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If you stay in a hole just because you can see the fish you might be a cracker
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micropterus101
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If you get frustrated because you cant snag a fish you might be a cracker.
Its amazing how so many people skipped the trying to catch them part of fishing this year.
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micropterus101
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If you snag a fish and get pissed when it comes off you might be a cracker
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"If you swarm to a small pool where somebody is catching fish and think that with you with your one ounce sinker 12in leader 3/0 hook ball of yarn and a king kong size corky is actually going to catch something you might be a cracker"
LOL, that reminds me of yesterday when you and me were on the zipperlip. LOL zipperlip, had to say that. But funny how many morons came running when I had that chum on. What was funnier was that none of them were catching any. And those women next to us using that 1oz pyramid sinker and those king sized corkies. That was hilarious.
Here's another one.
You have to fish a Gloomis IMX 1143 and insist on wearing simms boots, waders, and raincoat and have a William Joseph coastal pack as a vest, you may be a cracker.
Waiting for that cracker to read that one.
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Steelheader69
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You may be a cracker if you think a slot like this is a PRIME fishing spot.
This is courtesy of one of our new Great Lakes Members. LOL
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TEAM JACKSON BALDWIN
Project Healing Waters
CampChef Prostaffer
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Born2Bonk
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Take a look at that pic closely. It's got laughs all over the place!
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Killins my business and business is goood.
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Half buzzed is just a waste of money.
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"Come, follow me," Jesus said, "and I will make you fishers of men." Matthew 4:19, New Internation Version
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