Lupo
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sockeye
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when you are the guy who is wearing his black plastic fish bag as a rain coat... you da cracka
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Steely Dan
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smolt
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If your ex looks like mine...
Hope this works.
http://steelydanpics.4t.com/Pics/My%20ex-wife.jpg
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RICHARD CRANIUM
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got harvest?
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steelydan,
is that really your ex? or is that your ex, in her belly?hunka,hunka burpin love!
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Steely Dan
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smolt
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Shake rattle and roll.
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down4pound
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10%er wannabe
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If you crank your reel while a fish is taking out line, you might be a cracker.
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cupo
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cookin' reels and killin' wading boots
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If you fish off a bridge...
If you float the rivers in a raft you bought at Kmart...
If you think female humpies are silvers because they have no hump...
If you think humpies and pinks are different fish...
If you have to smoke your catch just to make it edible...
you might be a cracker.
The scene in that picture must get ugly when the sleds run through.
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This can't be healthy. All this fishing is really messing with my head.
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RICHARD CRANIUM
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got harvest?
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if you think your chest waders are to wade up to your chest,you are a cracker.
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rainshadow pro staff
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GOT HARVEST?
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Gooose
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Ancient Mod
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Bare hook...no corkie...no yarn...you are beyond cracker! 
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It's Gonna Be A Long Winter
There's lies, damned lies and then there are statistics......Mark Twain
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WoodsyWayne
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If ya float the Duc, and never been, and bring your buzz bombs, and tell the bartender your a 10%er, and invite her to your cabin, in the middle of bumphawked egypt, and tell her she can bring a few friends, remember ya don't have a Harley, and they hate buzz bombs, If they make you mad enough to scream.....no one will hear it....
CRACKER 
WW
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Fishermans Prayer: G-d grant that I may fish until my dying day, and when it comes to my last cast I then most humbly pray, When in the the lord's safe landing net I'm peacefully asleep, that in his mercy I be judged as big enough to keep
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RICHARD CRANIUM
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got harvest?
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if a male chum has straighter teeth than you.
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rainshadow pro staff
balls deep pro staff
GOT HARVEST?
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RICHARD CRANIUM
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got harvest?
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if you drive two hours to the river and forgot your rods.
would that be a cracker or too stoned?
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rainshadow pro staff
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GOT HARVEST?
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Maltby
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wow, some of those guys in the river pic could cast to the other side and catch a whale!
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micropterus101
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Incurable Fish virus.
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great picture steelheader69!
a little bit of everything in it including the bright yellow rain jackets!
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micropterus101
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Incurable Fish virus.
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Hey Dan,
Let me guess, she lost to much weight so you dumped her Right?
 
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fishinSinsation
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Puke & Rally
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you might be a cracker if you post A LOT on an internet fishing forum but only fish 3-4 times a year
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Steelheader69
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Nooch Diver and Camp Cook
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Luckily, I post alot and still fish at least 20-30 times a year (well below my average) so I'm ok then.
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3RivrFishr
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Jonsin' for Steel
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You ARE a cracker if everytime you go fishing and actually catch a fish you post a picture, the exact river,location and time caught on an internet fishing discussion board.
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Real joy comes not from ease or riches or from the praise of men, but from doing something worthwile. -Wilfred T. Grenfell
Keep fishin and keep smilin -Tooter
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traditionaltom
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egg
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If only half of the criteria in all the responses apply does that still make you a cracker? And if after the stark realization that you might be a cracker, is there any help?
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Marty
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redneck yachter
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You might be a cracker if you use a snap swivel in you rig for other than a sinker release.
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Marty
Got Your Steelheader.net stickers?
Pay it forward
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DeCom
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steelie
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How about if you only fish three or four holes because they have the best reception for your cell phone?
If your corkies are separated by size/color and in a separate box than your yarn?
If you think 3/0 hooks are the smallest usable for chum?
If you cast over the guy next to you, snag his line, break both, and cost him what could have been the "record" silver? And not say anything?
Instead of yelling "fish on" you yell "casting"?
If you park your boat in the middle of the channel, over the "#1 hole", and sit there for hours while bankies keep yelling at you?
If you use 12# main line and 25# leader so yo won't lose so many corkies?
Your idea of "packing out what you pack in" means leaving it where you parked? (Since it's next to the road and the road crew will get it....)
You gut and fillet your catch but leave the carcass on the bank "for the gulls".
You forget which green six foot stringer is yours.
You only carry one green six foot stringer....and try to carry out six(!) dawgs. (Saw this last weekend)
Treble hook, no yarn, one micro-corkie.
Your cell phone rings to the theme from JAWS.
Your cell phone rings, your up to your A** in the river fighting a monster silver, and you answer it anyway.
You have "bullet marks" on your chest where you've been hit by flying slinkies.
You land every fish just to check for snagged gear you can keep.
Not tying the magnet on tight enough when fishing for steelhead. Ooops, blonde joke; wrong thread.
Scooby-doo rod/reel from Kmart with vacuum handle grip; Chemical suit bottom from the Foxhole (make great waders); last year's tennis shoes instead of wading shoes; flourescent pink 6# line; 3/0 Gama hook, 4" green phospherous yarn, 6 extra large glow in the dark corkies, 8' 25# leader. Wait, that's my brother in law.
And, finally, pulling the "key" from the pop can to make a spinner.
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Chaos, panic and disorder. My life is now complete.
There are 3 kinds of fishermen: Those who learn by reading; those who learn by observing; and the other 98% who have to pee on the electric fence themselves.
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Trouthead
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Subject of the Puritan Rep. of Washington
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I see yellar rain coats. How do we get there? 
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Led Zepfin
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chum
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Spongebob Squarepants is your mentor 
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Neurosis
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Quote:
Steely Dan said:
If your ex looks like mine...
Hope this works.
http://steelydanpics.4t.com/Pics/My%20ex-wife.jpg
God im going to regret saying this, but I need a pair of those to hold my drink!
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avidangler
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steelie
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You cut open a buck to get her eggs,and it shoots milt all over your waders 
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avidangler
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steelie
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If you use spiderwire you're a cracker.
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avidangler
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steelie
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If you snag the guys line across the river from you,and he has to freespool because you don't have enough line to feed him to unhook,you're a cracker.
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avidangler
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steelie
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 If you let your 18 foot leader sit downstream from you for five minutes and hook the guy ten guys down from you and blame him for "snagging your line",you're a cracker.
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avidangler
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steelie
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If you like my avatar,you're a cracker....Nah!! 
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micropterus101
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Incurable Fish virus.
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If you use danielsn line because it only cost a dollar. you might be a cracker
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micropterus101
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Incurable Fish virus.
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If you use that danielson line till theres is hardly any left on your spool you might be a cracker
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