BobK
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Reged: 07/17/03
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Loc: Upstate NY, Lake Ontario Tribs
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3 Labs...
04/12/07 08:27 AM
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3 Labs were at the vets.
The black one said to the blonde one, "What are you here for?
The blonde Lab said, "I'm a chewer. I chew up anything in sight - the couch, furniture, table legs, anything laying around. But last night, I chewed a big hole in the middle of my master's bed, and he's going to have my nuts cut off to make me less agressive."
Then they asked the Chocolate Lab what he was there for. He replied, "I'm a pisser. I water everything in sight - the neighbor's cat, trees, shrubs, furniture, everything. But last night, I peed in the middle of my master's bed. They're having my nuts cut off to make me less agressive and territorial.
They said to the black Lab, "What about you?"
The black Lab said, "Well, I'm a humper. I will hump people's legs, the neighbor's cat, trees, anything I can get on. But last night, the master's wife just came out of the shower, bent over to dry her feet, and I couldn't help myself."
"Oh, my gosh! What are YOU here for?" asked the other two labs!
The black lab calmly said, "To get my toenails trimmed."
BobK
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